Football question: In the Bucs game it was 23-20 with a couple of seconds left in the game. Dolphins threw it around in the back but ball ended up being fumbled in the end zone and Bucs fell on it. Why does the game continue to kick an extra point when they had won with no time?
— Cellie S. (@cel05fl) November 19, 2017
John: Just to stab us in the heart one final time.
DPirt: To epitomize life as a Dolphins fan; just when you think it can’t get worse, it does.
It is impossible to be a die hard Miami sports fan. How can a city accept mediocrity in every sport year after year? Gimme a break. Loser city. Wanna fix bad attendance and ratings? Be better than .500, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins. Sorry 🤬flaming hot garbage
— Gonzo (@JamesGonzalez_) November 19, 2017
John: We accept it by not going to any games and we don’t want to fix it.
DPirt: South Floridians get so hammered at the clubs that you don’t entirely comprehend how bad the teams are.
With Dolphins pretty much out of Playoff talks, who and what do we look to evaluate?
— ItsCaneSugar (@AmericasSpeedo) November 19, 2017
John: Ourselves, to figure out why we’re still rooting for this god-awful team.
DPirt: Just keep telling ourselves we’re the only team to go undefeated and that it still matters 45 years later.
How do you explain the fact that a team with so much talent can lose so easily? It’s a mystery. You are an insider. Maybe you can tell me. The Dolphins lack a heart and a soul.
— Ron Gross (@rongross52) November 19, 2017
John: I can explain it by begrudgingly admitting that we probably don’t have so much talent.
DPirt: When you have a locker room that’s had bullying scandals and coked up coaches, it becomes a mystery that Sherlock Holmes couldn’t solve.
All this damn traffic, did the dolphins win?
— Cody♥️Charné (@Charneee_) November 19, 2017
John: Listen, you know the answer to the second part. The traffic in Miami is just bad.
DPirt: A traffic jam sounds a hell of a lot better than watching Ryan Fitzpatrick torch our defense.
How has not sucking for Luck worked for the Dolphins?
— ArrogantSOB (@OneArrogantSOB) November 19, 2017
John: Well, we suck, we don’t have Luck, and we have no luck.
DPirt: I’d say it’s pretty lucky that we’ve won four games.
Dolphins are like a limbo contest. How low can you go?
— Corey Ashburn (@Corhayy13) November 19, 2017
John: And the answer is always lower.
DPirt: In football, the lower man always wins.
Williams had a 69-yd run. Then? He and Drake 16 carries for 13 yards. #Dolphins
— BrianCat (@BrianCat13) November 19, 2017
John: Then? Back to Normal.
DPirt: They honored Ajayi’s downhill running game by having the run game go downhill all day.